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COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100">NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">IN OTHERS </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">WHICH WILL MAKE YOU </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">FEEL ALONE, </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">ALWAYS HAVE </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">IN EVERY PERSON<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">TWICE A DAY<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">SHARE IT, </SPAN></B><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName> </SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><v:shape id=_x0000_i1037 style="WIDTH: 42pt; HEIGHT: 46.5pt" alt="[]" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata o:href="cid:image009.gif@01C7CEA6.7D678DE0" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\INGVYS~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image009.gif"></v:imagedata><o:lock v:ext="edit" cropping="t"></o:lock></v:shape><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">Wish you a Smiling Day<st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName><st1:PersonName w:st="on">.</st1:PersonName></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'"> </SPAN><v:shape id=_x0000_i1038 style="WIDTH: 36.75pt; HEIGHT: 63pt" alt="[]" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata o:href="cid:image010.gif@01C7CEA6.7D678DE0" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\INGVYS~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image010.gif"></v:imagedata><o:lock v:ext="edit" cropping="t"></o:lock></v:shape></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><BR><v:shape id=_x0000_i1039 style="WIDTH: 52.5pt; HEIGHT: 90pt" alt="[]" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata o:href="cid:image011.jpg@01C7CEA6.7D678DE0" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\INGVYS~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image011.jpg"></v:imagedata></v:shape></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P><P> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:31:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://santysuja.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/31/hi.html</link></item><item><title>Balance sheet of Life</title><description><![CDATA[<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><A title="Join our Goup Fun and Only Fun (www.mailz.net.tc)" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN></A></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt" align=center><EM><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"><A title="Join our Goup Fun and Only Fun (www.mailz.net.tc)" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: red">BALANCE SHEET OF  LIFE</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: normal"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: normal"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Our Birth is our Opening Balance ! </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Our Death is our Closing Balance! </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Our Creative Ideas are our Assets </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Heart is our Current Asset </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Soul is our Fixed Asset </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Brain is our Fixed Deposit </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Thinking is our Current Account </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Achievements are our Capital </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; 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FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Some very Good and Very bad things ...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The greatest loss........ ........Loss of self-respect </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishnes s </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The greatest "shot in the arm"........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">..Encouragement </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The greatest problem to overcome... ......... .....Fear </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most effective sleeping pill....... .Peace of mind </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most crippling failure disease.... ........Excuses </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most powerful force in life....... ......... ..Love </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most dangerous pariah..... ......... ....A gossiper </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The world's most incredible computer...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">.....The brain </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The two most power-filled words....... ........" I Can" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The greatest asset....... ......... ......... .....Faith </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most beautiful attire...... ......... .......SMILE! </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most contagious spirit...... ......... ..Enthusiasm </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD</SPAN></A></SPAN></B></EM><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home5/280/bfccfb618c33d370fc8b53da03e82792/homep/images/1188555972">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:21:13 +0530</pubDate><link>http://santysuja.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/25/Balance-sheet-of.html</link></item><item><title>top 50 jokes</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE width="100%"><BR><TBODY><BR><TR><BR><TD width="2%"><FONT color=red size=4>1</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD width="97%"><BR><P><FONT color=red size=4>pls read 50 jokes and reply me</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><U>santy</U></STRONG></FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=red size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><FONT color=red size=4>A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></P></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>Every 10 sec a</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>woman gives birth to a kid.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>A Sardar stands up- we must find &amp; stop her!.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>2</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4> Sardar-why r all these people running?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>others running?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>3</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993300 size=4>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993300 size=4>into future tense.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993300 size=4>Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>4</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333300 size=4>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333300 size=4>not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333300 size=4>Expected".</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333300 size=4>After much thought he wrote: Yes!</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>5</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003300 size=4>Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003300 size=4>it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003300 size=4>umbrella and go.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>6</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003366 size=4>Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003366 size=4>gave 11cr after</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003366 size=4>deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003366 size=4>return my 20 Rs</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#003366 size=4>back.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>7</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333399 size=4>Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333399 size=4>Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333399 size=4>posted it....</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>8</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333333 size=4>Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333333 size=4>peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333333 size=4>passengers in the</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#333333 size=4>car he was driving..</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>9</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800000 size=4>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800000 size=4>looking thing is</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800000 size=4>what you call modern art ?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800000 size=4>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>10</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Sardar was writing something very slowly.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>11</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808000 size=4> Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808000 size=4>sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808000 size=4>digging for more..</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>12</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>13</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008080 size=4>Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008080 size=4>Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008080 size=4>Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008080 size=4>Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>14</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>and lighten your burden.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>troubles.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>15</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#666699 size=4>Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#666699 size=4>give up my seat to a lady.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#666699 size=4>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#666699 size=4>Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>16</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808080 size=4> A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808080 size=4>my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#808080 size=4>"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>17</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4> Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>18</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff9900 size=4> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff9900 size=4>My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff9900 size=4>another.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff9900 size=4>Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>19</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#99cc00 size=4> Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#99cc00 size=4>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#99cc00 size=4>Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#99cc00 size=4>Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#99cc00 size=4>Millionaire: "A Billionaire"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>20</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>21</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#339966 size=4> What is a girl friend?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#339966 size=4>Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &amp; division of friends. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>22</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#33cccc size=4>Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#33cccc size=4>waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#33cccc size=4>supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#33cccc size=4>Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#33cccc size=4>Falls?" </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>23</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#3366ff size=4>To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>24</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please  be careful!"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>25</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800080 size=4>Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#800080 size=4>For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>26</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#969696 size=4> What's the definition of lawyer?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#969696 size=4>The larval form of a politician</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>27</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4> Sardar comes back 2 his car &amp; finds a note saying "Parking Fine" </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><BR></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>28</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>How do you recognize a Sardar in School?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>29</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on          other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the  </FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4> weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>30</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,  where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up  his mother to expect him in the evening. But  he didn't reach in the evening  and not the next day either. " </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>When he finally reached home on the third day,  his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>(What Happened, My Son?)</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>31</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#00ffff size=4>The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#00ffff size=4> aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They  have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>32</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>33</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff99cc size=4>2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff99cc size=4><I>nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha </I></FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff99cc size=4><I>hai ki Reliance mai Job. </I></FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>34</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ffcc99 size=4>Q - What is the Difference Between Mother &amp; Wife ? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ffcc99 size=4>A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... &amp; the other </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ffcc99 size=4>ensures U </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ffcc99 size=4>Continue to do so. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>35</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Flag </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>36</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#cc99ff size=4>.How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &amp; </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#cc99ff size=4>comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#cc99ff size=4>ta ra ra. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>37</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>38</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>Husband : Nothing. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>39</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#008000 size=4>hoga....??? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>40</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4> Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>break </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>41</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Studies </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=blue size=4>Yaar...!!! </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>42</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat..... </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....?? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..?? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><BR><DIV align=right><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>52</FONT></DIV></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>43</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Wife : Do you want dinner? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Husband : Sure, what are my choices? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff6600 size=4>Wife : Yes and no. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>44</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Man : How old is your father? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Boy : As old as me. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Man : How can that be? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>Boy : He became a father only when I was born</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><BR></TD><BR><TD><BR></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>45</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>field" </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Teacher : How? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Student : Ladies first. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>46</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Customer : I bet you, it won't. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Post Master : Why not? </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#993366 size=4>Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>47</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>48</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"<I> </I></FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>Follows."</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>49</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!! </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. .. </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT color=red size=4>50</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is </FONT></TD></TR><BR><TR><BR><TD><FONT size=3> </FONT> </TD><BR><TD><FONT size=4>love; after marriage it is self-defense </FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:30:13 +0530</pubDate><link>http://santysuja.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/24/top-50.html</link></item><item><title>eat banana</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy">Hi......</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><BR><DIV><BR><DIV><BR><DIV style="FLOAT: left"><BR><DIV><BR><BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 1.5pt solid; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><BR><DIV><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> useful piece of information..</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"> <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG id=_x0000_i1025 height=400 src="cid:image001.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=530></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>This is interesting. <BR>After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#0000a0 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0000a0; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1026 height=400 src="cid:image001.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=530></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. <BR><BR>Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. <BR><BR>But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. <BR><BR>It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1027 height=278 src="cid:image002.gif@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=151></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Depression:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: yellow">PMS </SPAN>:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><BR>Anemia:</SPAN></FONT></I> </B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Blood Pressure:</SPAN></FONT></I></B> <B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">US</st1:country-region></st1:place> Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official <st1:PersonName w:st="on">claims</st1:PersonName> for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1028 height=208 src="cid:image003.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=200></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Brain Power:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this <SPAN name="st">year</SPAN> by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Constipation:</SPAN></FONT></I> </B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Hangovers:</SPAN></FONT> </I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One of the quickest </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Heartburn:</SPAN></FONT> </I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1029 height=208 src="cid:image003.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=200></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Morning Sickness:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Mosquito bites:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Nerves: </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1030 height=375 src="cid:image004.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=500></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Overweight</SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Austria</st1:country-region></st1:place> found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Ulcers:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Temperature control:</SPAN></FONT></I> </B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Thailand</st1:country-region></st1:place>, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1031 height=400 src="cid:image001.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=530></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan. </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Smoking &amp; Tobacco Use:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassiu! m and ma gnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Stress:</SPAN></FONT></I></B> <B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Strokes:</SPAN></FONT> </I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">According to research in "The <st1:place w:st="on">New England</st1:place> Journal of Medicine, 'eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Warts:</SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! </SPAN></FONT></I></B><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><IMG id=_x0000_i1032 height=400 src="cid:image001.jpg@01C7DB76.BD8CE5A0" width=530></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!" </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=7><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#c200ff size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c200ff; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so <SPAN name="st">happy</SPAN> all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit. </SPAN></FONT></I></B></P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:10:14 +0530</pubDate><link>http://santysuja.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/22/eat.html</link></item><item><title>eagle</title><description><![CDATA[<P>   LESSON FROM EAGLE</P><BR><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Arial Black" size=7><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'">The Life of an eagle...</SPAN></FONT></B>   </P><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The eagle has the longest life-span of its' species</SPAN></FONT></B> </P><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">It can live up to 70 years </SPAN></FONT></B><o:p></o:p></P><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">But to reach this age, the  eagle must make a hard decision</SPAN></FONT></B> </P><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">In its' 40's </SPAN></FONT></B></P><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></B><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Its' long and flexible talons can no longer grab prey which serves as food </SPAN></FONT></B></P><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></B><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Its' long and sharp beak becomes bent</SPAN></FONT></B> </P><BR><P class=section1><o:p><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Its' old-aged and heavy wings, due to their thick feathers, become stuck to its' chest and make it difficult to fly </SPAN></o:p></P><BR><P class=section1><o:p><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Then,  the eagle is left with only two options: die or go through a painful process of change which lasts 150 days.</SPAN></SPAN></o:p></P><o:p><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The process requires that the eagle fly to a mountain top and sit on its' nest</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">There the eagle knocks its' beak against a rock until it plucks it out </SPAN></FONT></B><o:p></o:p></P><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">After plucking it out, the eagle will wait for a new beak to grow back and then it will pluck out its' talons </SPAN></FONT></B></P><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></B><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">When its' new talons grow back, the eagle starts plucking its' old-aged feathers</SPAN></FONT></B> </P><o:p><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">And after five months, the eagle takes its' famous flight of rebirth and lives for ... </SPAN></FONT></B><o:p></o:p></P><BR><P class=section1><B><FONT face=Arial size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30 more years</SPAN></FONT></B> <o:p></o:p></P><BR><P class=section1><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">  <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><BR><P class=section1><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">  <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><BR><P class=section1><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><IMG id=_x0000_i1036 height=511 src="cid:image011.gif@01C79723.1BB00B00" width=834><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></o:p></o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></o:p></o:p></o:p></o:p></o:p>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:12:07 +0530</pubDate><link>http://santysuja.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/16/eagle.html</link></item></channel></rss>