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 12:31 | 31/Aug/2007 | 5 Comment(s)
hi

Hi,

 



NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE
BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY.................
TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................

NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS
IN OTHERS
WHICH WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL ALONE,
RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF
YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY
EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE......................

ALWAYS HAVE
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE.
THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE
IN EVERY PERSON.
EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT
TWICE A DAY...................................
HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL
WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.
BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO
SHARE IT,
WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!................

Wish you a Smiling Day....


 

 

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 14:21 | 25/Aug/2007 | 5 Comment(s)
Balance sheet of Life



BALANCE SHEET OF  LIFE


Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.


Some very Good and Very bad things ...

The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving
The greatest loss........ ........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishnes s
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"........ ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome... ......... .....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... .Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease.... ........Excuses
The most powerful force in life....... ......... ..Love
The most dangerous pariah..... ......... ....A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer... .....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ........" I Can"
The greatest asset....... ......... ......... .....Faith
The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire...... ......... .......SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ..Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD


 


 


 

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 14:30 | 24/Aug/2007 | 2 Comment(s)
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pls read 50 jokes and reply me


santy


 


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

  Every 10 sec a
  woman gives birth to a kid.
  A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
   
2  Sardar-why r all these people running?
  Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
  Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
  others running?
   
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
  into future tense.
  Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
   
4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
  not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
  Expected".
  After much thought he wrote: Yes!
   
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
  it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
  umbrella and go.
   
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
  gave 11cr after
  deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
  return my 20 Rs
  back.
   
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
  Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
  posted it....
   
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
  peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
  passengers in the
  car he was driving..
   
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
  looking thing is
  what you call modern art ?
  Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
   
10 Sardar was writing something very slowly.
  Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
  Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
   
11  Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
  sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
  digging for more..
   
12  A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
  in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
   
13 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
  Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
  Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
  Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
   
14 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
  and lighten your burden.
  Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
  troubles.
  Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
   
15 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
  give up my seat to a lady.
  Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
  Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
   
16  A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
  my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
  "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
   
17  Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
  Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
   
18  A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
  My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
  another.
  Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
   
19  Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
  Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
  Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
  Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
  Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
   
20 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
  It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
   
21  What is a girl friend?
  Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
   
22 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
  waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
  supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
  Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
  Falls?"
   
   
23 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
  If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
  The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
  The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
  Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
  The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
  "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
  To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
   
24 As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
  Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
  "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please  be careful!"
  "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
   
25 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
  For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
   
26  What's the definition of lawyer?
  The larval form of a politician
   
27  Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
 
28 How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
  He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
   
29 once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on          other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the  
   weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
   
30 Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,  where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
  After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up  his mother to expect him in the evening. But  he didn't reach in the evening  and not the next day either. "
  When he finally reached home on the third day,  his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
  (What Happened, My Son?)
   
   
31 The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
   aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They  have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!
   
32 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .
  because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died
  'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
   
33 2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
  nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
  hai ki Reliance mai Job.
   
34 Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
  A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
  ensures U
  Continue to do so.
   
35 Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
  Flag
  Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
   
36 .How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
  comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
  ta ra ra.
   
37 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
  what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
   
38 Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
  Husband : Nothing.
  Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
  hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
   
39 Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
  thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
  hoga....???
   
40  Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki
  break
  fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
   
41 Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
  Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
  Studies
  Yaar...!!!
   
42 Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
  Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
  Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
  Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
 
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43 Wife : Do you want dinner?
  Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
  Wife : Yes and no.
   
44 Man : How old is your father?
  Boy : As old as me.
  Man : How can that be?
  Boy : He became a father only when I was born


   
45 Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
  field"
  Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
  Teacher : How?
  Student : Ladies first.
   
46 Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
  Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
  Customer : I bet you, it won't.
  Post Master : Why not?
  Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
   
47 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
  2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
  1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
   
48 Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
  After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
  Follows."
   
49 Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
  Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
  Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
  gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..
   
50 They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
  love; after marriage it is self-defense

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 18:10 | 22/Aug/2007 | 4 Comment(s)
eat banana

Hi…………….


 


 








 useful piece of information..



Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

This is interesting.
After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again
.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.

It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.


Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS :
Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.


Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest
ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight
and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking & Tobacco Use:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassiu! m and ma gnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, 'eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit. 

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 12:12 | 16/Aug/2007 | 6 Comment(s)
eagle

   LESSON FROM EAGLE


The Life of an eagle...  


The eagle has the longest life-span of its' species


It can live up to 70 years


But to reach this age, the  eagle must make a hard decision


In its' 40's


Its' long and flexible talons can no longer grab prey which serves as food


Its' long and sharp beak becomes bent


Its' old-aged and heavy wings, due to their thick feathers, become stuck to its' chest and make it difficult to fly


Then,  the eagle is left with only two options: die or go through a painful process of change which lasts 150 days.


The process requires that the eagle fly to a mountain top and sit on its' nest


There the eagle knocks its' beak against a rock until it plucks it out


After plucking it out, the eagle will wait for a new beak to grow back and then it will pluck out its' talons


When its' new talons grow back, the eagle starts plucking its' old-aged feathers


And after five months, the eagle takes its' famous flight of rebirth and lives for ...


30 more years


 


 


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